She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Even my vagina gasped.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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