And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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