at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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