ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
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Someone came in the potted fern
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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