If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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