Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
