i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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