Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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