it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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