come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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