he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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