So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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