Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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