problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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