Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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