Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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