he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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