Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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