WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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