it wasn't lemon gatorade
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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