why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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