I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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