how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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