Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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