I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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