Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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