Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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