the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I'm drive I can fine osifer
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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