the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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