Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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