I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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