Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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