I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
this boner is exhausting
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
