its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
