We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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