she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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