All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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