Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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