Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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