There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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