I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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