i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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