Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
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It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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