Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
They took my balls.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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