I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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