super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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