how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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