That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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