you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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