I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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