Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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