Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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