Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
It's shark week go big or go home
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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