i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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