I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
So much rum. So many feels.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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