i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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